Chipmunks: Satan's Little Helpers

Chipmunks are nasty little rodents that despite their "Disney-esque" cuteness, are wreaking incredible havoc.

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"Chipmunks are nothing but rats with an incredible fashion sense when it comes to outerwear."

–Scrim Shaw, Empty Nester Lounge

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GLOBAL WARMING requires some serious consideration. However, my somewhat selfish and immediate concerns involve LOCAL TUNNELING. Chipmunks are nasty little rodents that despite their "Disney-esque" cuteness, are wreaking incredible havoc. They are currently undermining our patio, sidewalk, and wherever they can extend their underground transit system.

Inhabitants and guests now carefully tiptoe through our bluestone patio to avoid a stone flipping up and tripping them due to the work of these nasty little predators.

I am MAD AS HELL and NOT going to take it anymore. – Scrim Shaw